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Why did the prek student become a gardener? Because they wanted to grow up!
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Why did the prek student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high prek!
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What did the prek book say to the shelf? 'I've got a great story, let's stick together!
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Why did the crayon break up with the prek paper? It couldn't handle the coloring outside the lines!
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Why did the prek student bring a pencil to the zoo? To draw the animals!
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I thought pre-K was just about coloring inside the lines, but it turns out it's a sophisticated social experiment to determine who can diplomatically distribute the last juice box.
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I asked my niece what she learned in pre-K today, and she proudly said, 'We practiced not eating glue.' It's like they're training for a future in arts and crafts rehab.
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Pre-K, where kids learn to share, but not their germs. It's like a tiny United Nations with runny noses.
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I tried to impress my nephew by solving a puzzle in his pre-K class. Little did I know, the puzzle was missing a piece, just like my attempt at adulting.
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I overheard a pre-K teacher telling a student, 'You can be anything you want when you grow up.' Well, congratulations, Timmy, you're destined to be a dinosaur-astronaut-president.
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You haven't lived until you've witnessed a pre-K debate over who gets to be the line leader. It's like a miniature presidential election with more tears and fewer policy debates.
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Pre-K logic: Naptime is for the weak, but snack time is an Olympic sport. I've never seen such determination to devour animal crackers.
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You know you're in pre-K when your biggest accomplishment of the day is successfully tying your shoes. Forget algebra; we're mastering Velcro.
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In pre-K, they teach you the important life skill of standing in line. It's the only place where cutting is a crime worse than naptime resistance.
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