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Why did the computer bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the AI apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work on the 'dough-nut' predictions!
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Why did the predictive text go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
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Why did the computer join a band? It wanted to improve its 'data' rhythm!
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Why did the computer enroll in a cooking class? It wanted to improve its 'byte'-sized predictions!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to be a 'bit' of a clown!
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Have you noticed how predictive technology tries to finish your sentences? I was texting my mom and it completed 'Remember to buy milk' with 'Remember to buy a llama.' Now, Mom thinks I'm getting into exotic pet ownership!
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Predictive text is like that one friend who finishes your sentences but always gets it completely wrong. I texted 'Can't wait to see you,' and it decided to go with 'Can't wait to see unicorn.' I mean, I'm excited, but I don't have a stable in my backyard!
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Predictive text is like a wild guesser trying to anticipate your thoughts. I was typing 'Looking forward to our meeting,' and it suggested 'Looking forward to our meteorite.' Wow, work discussions are getting cosmic!
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Predictive text should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: May lead to unintended comedy.' I typed 'I'll be there shortly,' and it suggested 'I'll be there shirtless.' Sorry, Grandma, that was not the plan for our family reunion!
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I got a new phone with predictive text, but I swear it's just practicing witchcraft! I texted my friend 'I'll be there in a few,' and it autocorrected to 'I'll be their tofu.' Apparently, my phone thinks I'm a vegan grammar wizard!
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My phone's predictive text is so confident, it's like a backseat driver but for words. I typed 'I'll grab dinner,' and it assumed 'I'll grab a dinosaur.' Well, that escalated quickly! I didn't know we were having a Jurassic feast tonight!
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Predictive text on my phone seems to have a mind of its own. I wanted to text 'Let's meet at the café,' and it recommended 'Let's meet at the catapult.' I didn't know we were planning a medieval-themed coffee hangout!
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Predictive typing on my phone has an amazing imagination. I tried typing 'I'm heading home,' and it suggested 'I'm hatching honeybees.' I mean, I'd love to have a hive in my backyard, but not as my evening plans!
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I tried to use predictive text for an important work email. I started with 'I hope this finds you well,' and it proposed 'I hope this finds you a walrus.' I mean, who wouldn't want a surprise marine mammal in their inbox?
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