5 Jokes For Predictive

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Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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The Overconfident Predictive Text

Constantly making bold predictions that are way off
My predictive text is so confident it can predict everything. I told it to predict the weather. It said, "You'll experience a shower soon." Thanks, but I was looking for the forecast, not a plumbing tip.

The Sentimental Predictive Text

Predicting emotional moments at inappropriate times
My predictive text turned a business email into a tearjerker. I wrote, "Let's discuss the budget," and it suggested, "Let's discuss our hopes, dreams, and the fragility of human existence. Also, budget stuff, I guess.

The Paranoid Predictive Text

Always predicting worst-case scenarios
My predictive text's life motto is, "Expect the unexpected." I asked it to predict my lunch, and it said, "Be ready for a sandwich, but don't be shocked if it's a bowl of spiders.

The Unpredictable Predictive Text

Never sticking to one prediction
My predictive text is so inconsistent. I asked it for a restaurant recommendation, and it suggested, "Try the sushi place next door. Or maybe the pizza joint. Honestly, I have no idea.

The Sarcastic Predictive Text

Everything is a sarcastic remark
My predictive text thinks it's a stand-up comedian. I said I needed a good joke, and it responded, "Your life is a joke. Embrace it.

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