10 Jokes For Pratt

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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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Dating is a lot like Chris Pratt's acting career – you start off excited, everything seems great, and then suddenly you find yourself running away from raptors. Okay, maybe not raptors, but close enough.
Have you ever been stuck in a group text where everyone is talking at once? It's like being in a Marvel movie with all the Chrises – Pratt, Evans, Hemsworth – and you're just the awkward extra trying not to get noticed.
Grocery shopping is an adventure, especially when you're on a budget. It's like Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park – you're surrounded by all these tempting treats, but you know if you indulge too much, things might get a bit wild.
You ever notice how everyone becomes a DIY expert when they're trying to assemble IKEA furniture? It's like, "Oh yeah, I totally know what I'm doing with this Allen wrench. I'm practically Chris Pratt building a spaceship in Guardians of the Galaxy!
I tried organizing my closet the other day, channeling my inner Chris Pratt. But after five minutes, I gave up and just threw everything in there like a scene from Parks and Recreation. My closet is the Andy Dwyer of closets.
Coffee shops are the modern-day equivalent of the Star-Lord mixtape. Everyone's got their own unique blend of drinks, and you hope yours is as epic as Chris Pratt dancing through the galaxy.
You ever realize how your phone's autocorrect is like Chris Pratt in Jurassic World? It thinks it knows what you want to say, but most of the time, it's just creating chaos. "No, phone, I didn't mean to invite everyone to my 'funeral' tonight!
I went to the gym the other day and tried doing the Chris Pratt workout. You know, the one where he gets all fit for a movie role? Well, let's just say my body's more like Chris Pratt after a cheat day – slightly disappointed but still enjoying that pizza.
Ever notice how everyone thinks they can do a perfect Chris Pratt impression? It's like a secret handshake for pop culture enthusiasts. "I'm Star-Lord." "No way, I'm Star-Lord too!" We're all just a bunch of Pratt wannabes in this cosmic comedy.
I recently tried to meal prep like Chris Pratt for a week. Turns out, his version of meal prep is a bit different from mine. He's there with his six-pack abs, and I'm here with six pizza boxes. Close enough, right?

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