5 Jokes For Pratt

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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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Pratt's Driving School

Pratt's learning to drive, but his focus is on the wrong gear.
Pratt's idea of parallel parking is finding two spots next to each other. He calls it "advanced parking maneuvers.

Pratt's Personal Trainer

Pratt hired a personal trainer, but not for the gym.
Pratt's fitness routine includes lifting his self-esteem and doing emotional sit-ups. I asked him how it's going, and he said, "I can now bench press my insecurities. Twice.

Pratt at the Supermarket

Pratt's shopping list reflects his unique priorities.
Pratt's idea of a balanced diet is having a burger in one hand and a diet soda in the other. He says, "It's all about equilibrium. The calories cancel each other out... right?

Pratt's Gardening Adventures

Pratt's green thumb is more of a lime green.
Pratt's gardening tip: "Watering is overrated. My plants have a natural resilience. They've survived three weeks without water. Well, most of them.

Pratt's Tech Support

Pratt tries to fix his computer problems, but his solutions are more like a comedy show.
I suggested Pratt update his software. He said, "I tried, but then I got distracted by cat videos. Now, my computer thinks it's a cat lover too.

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