7+ Best One Liners posting Jokes

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Why don't posts ever get cold? Because they have lots of 'likes' to keep them warm.

I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it didn't find it 'byte'-worthy.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

I tried to write a post about math, but it was too 'problem'-atic.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now I just post about it online.

Why did the tweet go to therapy? It had too many characters issues.

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