6 Jokes For Poppins

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Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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How does Mary Poppins make decisions? She uses her 'umbrella-policy' – it covers everything!
Why did Mary Poppins become a chef? She knew how to make 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' dishes!
How does Mary Poppins stay in shape? She does the 'umbrella workout' – it's practically perfect in every lift!
Why did Mary Poppins go to school? She wanted to learn how to be 'practically perfect' in every subject!
Why did Mary Poppins bring a broom to the comedy club? She wanted to sweep the audience off their feet with laughter!
Why did Mary Poppins bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!

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