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Bert, the Chimney Sweep
Modernizing his trade in the age of electric heating
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I had a customer complain that I left soot on their carpet. I said, 'Ma'am, that's not soot, that's vintage ambiance. Consider it a free service, like a chimney-scented air freshener.'
Mary Poppins' Umbrella Repair Shop
Dealing with disgruntled customers who think it's a one-time magical fix
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I had this lady who insisted her umbrella should talk after I repaired it. I'm thinking, 'Lady, even Mary Poppins' umbrella didn't have a Ph.D. in small talk. It's just good at blocking the rain, not generating it.'
Mary Poppins' Carpet Cleaning Service
Trying to remove stubborn stains left by enchanted tea parties
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I had to explain to a lady that I can't remove the stain left by dancing penguins. She said, 'But it's ruining the aesthetic!' I'm thinking, 'Lady, you had penguins breakdancing in your living room. I think the aesthetic ship sailed.'
The Wise Old Talking Mirror in Mary Poppins' Bedroom
Coping with self-esteem issues from reflecting on everyone's reflection
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Someone once asked me, 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?' I replied, 'I don't know, but you might want to consider a new hairbrush.'
Talking Parrot in Mary Poppins' Garden
The struggle of being a bird therapist for overly dramatic parrots
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One parrot kept accusing its owner of stealing its ideas. I said, 'Listen, buddy, you're a parrot. Your best idea is mimicking the microwave timer. Let the poor guy have his sandwich in peace.'
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