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Why did the police car become a chef? It wanted to serve and 'protect' the flavor!
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Why did the police car apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to get a little 'doughnut' on the side.
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Why did the police car join the music band? It wanted to sirens-ging performances!
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Why did the police car apply for a job in IT? It wanted to catch hackers in the 'byte'!
The Paint Job
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Have you ever tried to paint a police car? I bet even the paint's like, I don't want to get in trouble; I'm staying on the outside!
Car Confusion
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You know what's ironic? When a police car's lights are on but they're stuck in traffic. It's like watching a fish out of water, and that fish has a siren.
The Undercover Surprise
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Ever see those undercover police cars? They're just like regular cars, but with a vibe that says, Surprise! Your Uber driver is the law.
The Siren's Call
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When I hear a police siren, I'm never sure if it's an emergency or if they're just playing the latest Drake song a bit too loud.
The Rearview Regret
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You ever feel like a police car is following you, and you think, Oh no, did I leave the stove on? But it's just Officer McSpeedy wanting a donut?
The Patrol Playlist
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Imagine being a criminal and getting arrested while the police car is blasting Bad Boys by Inner Circle. That's adding insult to injury.
The Light Show
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I saw a police car with all its lights flashing, and I thought it was a rave on wheels. But then I remembered: no one's dancing.
The Elusive Siren
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Every time I hear a police siren, I think, Is that an emergency or just another cop getting excited to skip traffic?
The Siren Symphony
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Police cars are like musical instruments. One minute you're enjoying your playlist, and the next, you're part of a symphony of sirens you didn't ask for.
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