5 Jokes For Police Car

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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The Undercover Musician Cop

Trying to stay inconspicuous in a flashy police car while patrolling undercover.
The undercover musician cop tried to pull someone over by playing a sad violin tune on his siren. The driver just handed him a tissue and said, "Is this a traffic stop or a therapy session?

The Technologically Challenged Cop

Dealing with the advanced technology in a modern police car, which is basically a spaceship with sirens.
I asked the technologically challenged cop how he handles high-speed chases. He said, "I just press buttons until something happens. Last week, I accidentally activated the ejector seat. Lost a suspect, but the view was fantastic!

The Snack-Obsessed Cop

Balancing the pursuit of justice with the pursuit of the perfect snack while on patrol.
I saw the snack-obsessed cop in action. He chased down a suspect, but instead of handcuffs, he pulled out a bag of chips and said, "You're under a snack-rest!

The Confused GPS Cop

Navigating the streets with a GPS that insists on taking the scenic route during a high-speed chase.
I heard the GPS cop got lost in his own police station. He's the only officer who needs GPS to find the donuts.

The Speed Demon Cop

Trying to catch speedsters in a police car that feels like it's stuck in first gear.
I asked the speed demon cop if he ever catches anyone. He said, "Well, I caught a turtle once, but he had a sports car, so it was fair game.

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