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Ever get that mini heart attack when you're driving, and a police car pulls up next to you at a red light? You're sitting there, trying to act all casual, like you weren't just singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of your lungs.
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You ever notice how police cars always seem to show up when you're doing something slightly questionable? It's like they have a sixth sense for when you're about to jaywalk or sneak a fry from your friend's plate.
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Police cars are like the referees of the road. You could be peacefully driving, listening to your favorite song, and then you see those flashing lights in your rearview mirror, and suddenly it's like, "Foul! Personal foul!
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I always find it amusing how police cars have those big bold letters that say "POLICE" as if we could mistake them for an ice cream truck. Like, "Oh look, kids, it's the police! I wonder if they have the new flavor.
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You know what's funny about police cars? They're like the only cars where everyone slows down to let them pass, but secretly, we're all checking our speedometers thinking, "Am I good? Am I good? Okay, phew.
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Police cars have this uncanny ability to make even the most innocent person feel like they're in a high-speed chase scene from an action movie. I mean, come on, I'm just trying to get to the grocery store, not star in "Fast & Furious 10.
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You ever think about how police cars are basically like big, shiny reminders that say, "Hey, remember those rules of the road you conveniently forget when you're late for work?
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Police cars are like the unsung heroes of the highway. They're there to keep us in check, but also to remind us that our Spotify playlists aren't above the law.
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You ever notice how when a police car is behind you on the road, suddenly you're questioning every life decision you've ever made? "Did I signal properly three turns ago? Was I going exactly 32 miles per hour in this 30 zone?
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