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Why did the pleaser go to comedy school? To brush up on their 'haha-has' and 'hehe-hes'!
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Why did the pleaser bring a ladder to the comedy show? Because they wanted to reach new heights of laughter!
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What's a pleaser's favorite dessert? Punning cake! It's always layered with laughter!
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How do pleasers apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry if my joke was a little too pun-ishing!
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Why don't pleasers ever get lost? Because they always find their way to the punchline!
The Pleaser's GPS
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I have this friend who's such a pleaser, he turns into a human GPS when we're deciding where to eat. I'll be like, I could go for some pizza, and he'll go, Oh, I read your mind! Let's get sushi. I'm convinced he thinks pleaser is short for mind reader. I'm just waiting for the day he hands me a menu and says, You're having the lasagna. Trust me, your taste buds will thank me later.
Pleaser Olympics
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I suggested to my overly eager-to-please friend that he should compete in the Pleaser Olympics. He got so excited, he started practicing by agreeing to everything. I asked him, What event are you training for? and he said, The 100-Meter Yes Sprint! I'm thinking of entering too, but in the Skeptic's Marathon. You know, where you doubt everything for 26.2 miles.
Pleaser's Horror Movie
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You know you're dealing with a pleaser when you suggest watching a horror movie, and they say, Sure, I love romantic comedies! I'm sitting there, waiting for the jump scares, and they're waiting for the romantic plot twist. It's like watching a horror movie with someone who thinks the scariest thing is a broken heart.
Pleaser's Weather Forecast
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I asked my pleaser friend what the weather was like outside, and he said, Well, I heard you like sunny days, so it's sunny. But if you prefer rain, then it's raining. I told him, Just look out the window! He said, I don't want to assume what the window wants.
Pleaser's Got Talent
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I told my pleaser friend he should audition for a talent show. He asked, But what's my talent? I said, Saying 'yes' to everything! Imagine the judges' faces when he walks in, and they ask, What's your talent? and he responds with, I don't know, what do you want it to be? I can already see him winning the grand prize: a lifetime supply of indecisiveness.
Pleaser's Coffee Order
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My friend, the ultimate pleaser, takes so long to order coffee. The barista will be like, What can I get you? and he'll reply, Oh, I don't know, surprise me! I'm convinced if aliens ever invade Earth, he'll be the one saying, Take me to your leader... or whoever you want, really. I'm not picky.
Pleaser's Pet Peeve
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I asked my pleaser friend if he had any pet peeves. He said, Not really, but it bothers me when people don't have a preference. I told him, So your pet peeve is people who don't have pet peeves? He nodded and said, Yeah, it's just so indecisive. The irony was lost on him, but then again, what isn't?
Pleaser's Fortune Cookie
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My friend, the eternal pleaser, got a fortune cookie that said, Today, you will meet someone special. He spent the whole day introducing himself to everyone he met, saying, Are you the special one? I guess the fortune didn't specify it wouldn't be a person; it could have been a special sandwich or something.
The Pleaser Dilemma
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You ever notice how some people are just relentless pleasers? I mean, they're so eager to please, I'm starting to think they'd say yes to being a human doormat if you asked nicely enough. It's like having a walking, talking yes button. I asked my friend, Are you a pleaser? and he said, Well, if pleasing was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist. I told him, Dude, the only gold medal you're getting is in the 'Trying Too Hard' category!
Pleaser's Bucket List
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My friend, the pleaser, has a bucket list that's just one item long: Make everyone happy. I told him, Dude, even Santa Claus has more realistic goals. Last week, he tried to make a grumpy cat happy. The cat hissed at him, and he said, Well, at least I tried! I'm waiting for the day he tries to negotiate world peace during his lunch break.
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