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If being a pleaser was an Olympic sport, I'd probably win a gold medal for apologizing. I'd like to thank my parents for raising me with guilt and society for setting impossibly high standards. Thank you, thank you.
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Being a pleaser must be tough. I mean, how do you decide which person's expectations to meet first? It's like having a to-do list that's longer than your Netflix watchlist.
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You know you're a pleaser when you apologize for apologizing. It's like, "Sorry, I'm just so sorry all the time. Wait, did I apologize for saying sorry? Oh, I'm sorry about that too!
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I've got a friend who's such a pleaser that they apologize to inanimate objects when they accidentally bump into them. "Sorry, Mr. Door, didn't mean to disrespect your personal space there.
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I once dated a pleaser, and let me tell you, every decision was like playing a game of "Guess What I Want." Spoiler alert: I never won.
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Ever notice how people pleasers are the only ones who can make a sentence sound like a question even when it's not? "I finished the report on time...? Is that okay...?
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You ever notice how the word "pleaser" sounds like someone who's just desperate for approval? Like, "Oh, look at me, I'm such a pleaser! Please like me, please laugh at my jokes, please validate my questionable life choices!
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I met someone the other day who introduced themselves as a "people pleaser." I thought, "Great, you can start by pleasing yourself by not telling me your life story in the first five minutes of our conversation.
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I tried to teach my cat to be a pleaser, but it turns out she's more of a diva. She just sits there, judging me with those eyes that say, "You can't please me; I'm feline fabulous!
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