7+ Best One Liners Jokes For playing card

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I told my friend I could shuffle a deck of cards and deal with anything. Turns out, I was just playing my hand!

Why did the Joker join the gym? He wanted to work on his cardio!

Why was the playing card cold? Because it left its heart in the freezer!

I tried to organize a deck of cards, but it was a royal mess!

I asked the deck of cards to tell me a joke. It said it couldn't, because it was full of hearts!

I tried to tell my friend a joke about a deck of cards, but it fell flat. Guess it wasn't in the cards!

Why did the playing card get detention? It was always dealing with trouble!

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