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The Joker in a deck of cards – he's the one guy who always looks like he just found out he's a character in a Shakespearean tragedy. "To play or not to play, that is the question." Seriously, why so serious, Mr. Joker?
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Ever notice how the Jacks in a deck are always half in and half out of the frame? It's like they're trying to decide if they want to fully commit to the card or just hang out on the edge.
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Playing cards is the only activity where you can go from "I've got nothing" to "I've got the world" in a matter of seconds. It's like emotional whiplash with a deck of 52 cards.
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You ever notice that the King of Hearts looks like he's just realized he left the oven on? He's got this subtle panic in his eyes like, "Oh no, did I lock the castle door?
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You ever play Uno with someone who insists on stacking +4 cards? It's like, calm down, Satan. We're just trying to enjoy a friendly game, not launch a nuclear war.
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Card games are the only place where "Go Fish" is a socially acceptable way of accusing your friends of hoarding information. "Do you have any threes?" Translation: "Are you hiding something from me, Karen?
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And let's talk about the mystery of the missing socks in a deck of cards – where do they go? I swear, I've never finished a game of cards with the same number of cards I started with. It's like they're running off to join a poker club in Vegas.
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I tried teaching my dog to play cards, you know, as a bonding activity. Turns out, he's really good at poker – especially the part where he eats the cards. He's got a poker face and a taste for spades.
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The Ace – it's like the Beyoncé of the card deck. Every other card is just hoping to be in the same hand, thinking, "Maybe if I stand next to the Ace, I'll look cooler.
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