5 Jokes For Playing Card

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 23 2025

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The Forgetful Card Player

Constantly forgetting the rules of card games and making up new ones on the spot
I joined a poker tournament, forgot the rules, and started playing Uno instead. Let's just say, I'm no longer invited to that casino.

The Gambler

Balancing the thrill of gambling with the harsh reality of losing
I once played poker with a guy who had a photographic memory. Turns out, that doesn't help much when your poker face is a train wreck.

The Card Magician

Trying to impress the audience with magic while struggling with real-life problems
I told my wife I can predict the future with cards. She handed me the credit card bill and said, "Alright, Nostradamus, what's next?

The Romantic Card Giver

Expressing love through cards, even when the occasion might not call for it
I express my love through cards. My wife says it's sweet, but I'm starting to worry that my anniversary card might be a little too similar to a sympathy card.

The Card Collector

Trying to justify an ever-growing collection of playing cards to skeptical friends and family
My mom asked me why I need so many decks of cards. I said, "For the same reason you need so many shoes - variety is the spice of life!

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