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Why did the plague attend comedy night? It wanted to spread some infectious laughter!
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What did the virus say to the bacteria? 'Stop copying me!' It was a case of identity theft!
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I tried to teach the plague a new trick—how to play dead. Turns out, it's been mastering that one for centuries.
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I asked the plague if it had any regrets. It said, 'I wish I'd taken up knitting instead of, you know, causing pandemics.' Who knew the plague had hobbies?
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I told the plague a joke, and it didn't even crack a smile. Tough crowd, I thought, until I realized it's more into dark humor. Literally.
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Surviving the plague is a lot like choosing a Wi-Fi password. You think it's secure until someone figures it out, and suddenly your whole life is infected!
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The plague and I had a staring contest. Let's just say, it's got the kind of gaze that makes social distancing feel like a warm hug.
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I tried to reason with the plague, told it we could be like Batman and Robin. The plague said, 'Sure, I'll be Batman, and you can be the sidekick... Patient Zero.'
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I tried to make friends with the plague, you know, get on its good side. Turns out, it's just not a people person. More of a crowd-pleaser, really.
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I asked the plague if it believed in karma. It chuckled and said, 'I prefer to think of it as 'symptomatic justice.'
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I asked the plague for some fashion advice, and it said, 'Capes are in this season.' I don't think it understands the concept of a 'killer' wardrobe.
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