7 Jokes About Pillows

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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I told my pillow it's famous in dreamland. It said, 'I'm just trying to make a soft impression.
I bought a pillow that plays soothing music. Now, every night, I have a pillow concert – I call it a 'pillow harmonic.
Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It couldn't handle the constant cover-ups.
Why did the pillow join a band? It wanted to be a good supporter in the pillow percussion section.
I told my pillow it needs a pillowcase to cover up. It replied, 'I'm comfortable in my own skin... err, fabric.
What did the pillow say to the sleepy person? 'Stop cushioning your responsibilities and go to bed!
I asked my pillow for relationship advice. It said, 'You better cushion the blow.

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