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You ever notice how there are two types of people in this world when it comes to pillows? You've got the "one pillow" people and the "build a fortress with pillows" people. I'm a two-pillow kind of guy myself. But you know those folks who load up their bed with like 10 pillows? Are they building a nest or preparing for a pillow fight? I can just imagine someone trying to break into their house and being like, "Is this a home or a Pillow Kingdom fortress? I surrender!
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Let's talk about pillow forts. You remember building pillow forts as a kid? It was like constructing your own little kingdom. But why is it that no matter how carefully you build it, the whole thing comes crashing down the moment you try to enter? It's like, "Congratulations! You've built a fort that even a gentle breeze finds offensive." And God forbid you invite a friend over to share the fort, because then it turns into a battleground. "Stay on your side! This is my pillow kingdom, and I'm not negotiating!
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Pillows are the unsung heroes of our bedrooms. But why do we have to go through a whole ritual just to find the right pillow? It's like a quest for the Holy Grail, but instead, it's the quest for the Perfect Pillow. You go to the store, try out every pillow like you're Goldilocks testing out beds, and finally, you find the one that's just right. But then, after a week, it's either too fluffy or too flat! It's like pillows have commitment issues. "Oh, you wanted a good night's sleep? Well, tough luck, buddy!
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You ever have a pillow that just won't give up on you? Like, no matter how many times you try to replace it, it somehow makes its way back into your life. It's the ex-boyfriend of pillows. You toss it out, thinking, "I need something new and exciting," but there it is, on your bed, waiting for you like, "Surprise, I'm back!" And you're stuck there thinking, "I specifically asked for a memory foam pillow, not a memory-lane pillow.
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