5 Jokes About Pillows

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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The Sleep-Deprived Insomniac

Trying to find the perfect pillow for a good night's sleep.
My pillow is so picky; it's like the diva of bedtime. It's got a thread count and fluffiness requirement. I asked it if it wanted a mint on the pillow, and it said, "Only if it's 100% Egyptian cotton.

The Pillow Talk Novice

Navigating the awkwardness of discussing pillow preferences with a new romantic partner.
They say communication is the key to a successful relationship. I just didn't realize that it would involve a detailed discussion about the loft and fluffiness of our pillows.

The Pillow Fort Architect

Balancing comfort and structural integrity when building the ultimate pillow fort.
Ever notice how building a pillow fort is a lot like adulting? You start with a plan, but then bills and responsibilities come crashing in, and suddenly you're just hiding from life under a pile of cushions.

The Pillow Fight Champion

Balancing the fun of pillow fights with the risk of getting a face full of feathers.
Pillow fights are the only sport where the equipment fights back. I threw my pillow so hard; it not only knocked out my opponent but also redecorated the entire room.

The Pillow Hoarder

Dealing with the judgment of friends and family when you have an excessive number of pillows.
My family thinks I have too many pillows. I think they just don't understand the importance of having options. It's like a pillow wardrobe – you wouldn't wear the same outfit every day, would you?

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