6 Jokes About Physicist Enter

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Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop asks if they need help with their luggage. The photon replies, 'I don't have any; I'm traveling light.
A physicist's favorite dance move? The Quantum Leap.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'How much is a drink?' The bartender replies, 'For you, no charge.
I told my friend a physics joke. They replied, 'I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
A physicist walked into a bar and ordered a neutron. The bartender replied, 'For you, no charge.
Why did the physicist become a musician? They wanted to find the perfect pitch.

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