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Physicists must be great at parties. You know you're in for a wild night when someone starts explaining the intricacies of quantum entanglement over chips and salsa.
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I tried to bond with a physicist by telling them a chemistry joke. They just looked at me and said, "That's an entirely different branch of science." I guess I need to brush up on my interdisciplinary humor.
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So, a physicist walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The physicist replies, "That's alright, I was just passing through different states of matter anyway.
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Physicists are like the wizards of the real world. They wave their equations and make things happen. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to turn on my TV with a universal remote.
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Have you ever noticed how physicists have this intense gaze? It's like they're trying to peer into the mysteries of the universe. I tried it once at a grocery store, and people just thought I was lost in the cereal aisle.
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If you ever need a confidence boost, hang out with a physicist. They'll make you feel like a genius just by asking what you want on your pizza. "Ah, the complex decisions of the universe!
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I tried to impress a physicist by dropping some knowledge about black holes. They weren't impressed, though. Apparently, black holes are old news for them. I guess I should have stuck to simpler topics, like why cats always land on their feet.
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I recently saw a physicist trying to parallel park. They spent so much time calculating the trajectory, velocity, and gravitational forces involved that by the time they were done, the parking space had already moved on.
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I overheard a physicist explaining time dilation at a coffee shop. I was so fascinated that time actually felt like it was slowing down. Either that or the barista was just taking forever to make my latte.
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