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My phone's ringtone is like a secret agent trying to blend in. It's all silent during meetings, but the moment you're in a quiet library, it's like, "Mission Impossible: Disturb the Peace.
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I love how my phone rings more during a family dinner than it does during the entire workday. It's like my relatives have a sixth sense for knowing when I'm about to take a bite.
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Phones have this incredible talent for ringing just as you're about to make an important point in an argument. It's like they've taken sides and decided to throw in their two cents.
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Phones have this magical ability to disappear in the black hole that is our purses and pockets. It's like they attend Hogwarts, mastering the art of invisibility when you need them the most.
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Your phone battery has two settings: seemingly immortal when you're scrolling through memes, and on the brink of death when you're expecting an important call. It's like a rebellious teenager with a selective sense of responsibility.
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Ever notice how you can set your phone on vibrate, but it sounds like you've unleashed a tiny jackhammer on the table? It's less discreet and more like you're announcing to the world, "Incoming call, folks!
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The only time your phone becomes a hot potato is when it starts ringing in a quiet waiting room. Suddenly, everyone's eyes lock onto you, and you're left trying to juggle your phone like, "No, really, I have friends!
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You ever notice how your phone always decides to have a dance party on the kitchen counter, right when you're in the bathroom? Like, "Oh, perfect timing! Let's blast the latest hits while they're indisposed.
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Have you ever accidentally left your phone on loud in a quiet movie theater? It's the modern-day equivalent of yelling, "Fire!" People start looking at you like you just committed a cinematic crime.
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