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You ever have that moment when your phone starts ringing, and you're scrambling to find it? I mean, I could swear I left it on the table, but nope! It's playing hide and seek, ghost edition. It's like my phone has its own secret mission to test my ninja skills. And of course, it's always at the most inconvenient times. I was in a meeting the other day, trying to impress my boss with my brilliant ideas, and suddenly, there it goes. The phantom ringtone! I'm patting my pockets like I'm trying to put out a fire. Meanwhile, my boss is giving me that look like, "Did you just smuggle a parrot into the office?" It's like my phone has a sixth sense for when I need to be professional. Maybe it's got a vendetta against my career. I can imagine it sitting there, thinking, "Let's ruin his big presentation today!
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You ever feel that phantom vibration in your pocket, and you think your phone is ringing? I swear, my phone is playing mind games with me. I'm sitting there, minding my own business, and suddenly, I'm doing the electric slide because I thought my phone was ringing. But no, it's just my imagination. My phone is like a trickster spirit, messing with my senses. I bet there's a ghost out there just laughing at me, saying, "Gotcha again, mortal!" I've started questioning reality. Is my phone really vibrating, or is it just a hallucination induced by too much caffeine? I'm half expecting a ghostly voice to whisper, "You've been pranked by the afterlife.
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You know what's worse than getting a call from a telemarketer? Getting a call from a telemarketer ghost. Seriously, these ghosts have upgraded their game. They're not just haunting houses anymore; they're haunting our phones. I got a call the other day, and when I answered, all I heard was this eerie voice saying, "Hello, would you be interested in an afterlife insurance policy?" I mean, really? What's next, ghostly spam emails from the beyond? "Congratulations, you've won a haunted cruise to the underworld!" I'm just waiting for the day a ghost calls and says, "I'm calling from the afterlife's customer service. How can I assist you in haunting your dreams today?" I'd probably ask for a refund on life.
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Let's talk about group chats, shall we? They're like haunted houses for our phones. You're trying to have a civilized conversation, and suddenly, the notifications start rolling in like a ghostly invasion. It's like a supernatural force takes over, and you can't escape. You think you've left the chat, but nope, it pulls you back in. And there's always that one person who's a ghost in the conversation. You send a message, and they vanish into thin air, leaving you wondering if they're on a spiritual journey or just forgot to charge their phone. I'm convinced there's a ghost in every group chat, just lurking in the shadows, waiting to send a message that'll make everyone question reality. Group chats are the haunted mansions of modern communication.
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