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The Conspiracy Theorist
When someone believes their phone calls are part of a grand conspiracy
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According to my conspiracy theorist friend, his phone is the direct line to the Illuminati. I told him if that were true, at least they'd have better hold music.
The Forgetful Friend
When your forgetful friend's phone keeps ringing
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My friend's phone rings so much; I'm convinced it's their personal distress signal. I half-expect it to start shouting, 'Help, I've been abandoned again!'
The Paranoid Parent
When a parent's phone constantly rings, and they're convinced it's an emergency
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My parents' phone rings so much; I'm starting to think they're on a first-name basis with the pizza delivery guy. '911, what's your topping emergency?'
Overly Attached Partner
When your partner's phone rings too much
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I thought our place was haunted because I kept hearing strange noises. Turns out, it was just my partner's phone demanding attention. If only ghostbusters were as effective on clingy smartphones.
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