7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For phone call

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I told my phone a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it lost its sense of humor during the silent updates.

I told my phone a secret, and now I'm getting targeted ads for therapy sessions. It really can't keep things private.

My phone is like a teenager - no matter how much I tell it to be quiet, it just won't stop buzzing.

I told my phone I wanted a break, and now it won't stop sending me travel ads. It's taking 'break' quite literally.

My phone and I have a lot in common. We both get ignored in favor of more attractive screens.

I took my phone to the gym, but it's still not working out.

I asked my phone for a joke, and it replied, 'Your battery percentage.' Ouch, low blow.

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