bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why don't phones ever get tired? They always have enough bars to stay charged.
0
0
Why don't smartphones ever get cold? Because they have plenty of gigs to stay warm.
0
0
Why did the smartphone apply for a job? It wanted to have a 'cell'ular career.
0
0
Why did the smartphone go to school? It wanted to improve its reception.
Phantom Conference Call
0
0
I was on a conference call the other day, and suddenly there was this eerie voice whispering in the background. Turns out, it was just my ghostly coworker trying to weigh in on the project from the afterlife. Who knew ghosts had such strong opinions on quarterly reports?
Haunted Social Media
0
0
My social media is haunted. I posted a picture, and a ghost commented, Nice haunting! 👻 I didn't know whether to be scared or impressed by its ability to navigate the digital realm. Ghosts have really embraced the 21st century!
Spectral Siri
0
0
My phone's voice assistant is haunted. Every time I ask it for directions, it says, Turn right at the spooky old mansion or Continue straight until you reach the abandoned graveyard. I just wanted to go to the grocery store, not join a ghost tour!
Ghost Voice Memo
0
0
I found a voice memo on my phone that I don't remember recording. It was just eerie ghostly sounds. I think my phone is trying to communicate with the other side. I played it backward, and all I got was a message saying, You left your keys on the kitchen counter.
Ghost Telemarketers
0
0
Ever get a call from a telemarketer that just won't take no for an answer? I got one from a ghost telemarketer. I said, I'm not interested, and it replied, Well, you'll be interested when you're haunting this decision in the afterlife!
Haunted Tinder
0
0
I tried online dating, and let me tell you, ghosts are now swiping right too. I matched with one, and our conversation was going well until it said, I hope you don't mind a ghostwriter because I've been dead funny on this app.
Haunted Hotline
0
0
I tried calling the Ghostbusters once, and I got a voicemail saying, We're sorry, but all our paranormal investigators are currently busy dealing with their own haunting issues. Please stay on the line, and your spooky experience will be answered in the order it was received. Your ghostly haunting is important to us.
Paranormal Pocket Dial
0
0
I accidentally pocket-dialed a ghost the other day. I heard strange noises and whispers, and then the ghost said, Is this the afterlife's version of a wrong number? Because you just butt-dialed your way into the spirit realm.
Ghost Texting
0
0
My phone is so haunted that I've started receiving ghost texts. You know, those messages that leave you questioning your sanity, like, Hey, it's your friendly neighborhood poltergeist. Just wanted to say, 'Boo!' P.S.: Can I borrow your Ouija board?
The Phantom Ringtone
0
0
You know, I got a phone call the other day from an unknown number. I answered, and all I heard was heavy breathing. I thought, Wow, even ghosts have smartphones now! They're probably just trying to scare me with their spooky ringtones. 'Boo' wasn't enough; now they've upgraded to 'Boo-ring!'
Post a Comment