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Let's talk about "Sussudio." Now, I don't know about you, but for the longest time, I had no idea what the heck "Sussudio" meant. I thought it was some secret code, like Phil Collins was the Da Vinci of pop music, and we had to decipher his musical enigma. I even Googled it once, and you know what I found? Nothing! It's like Phil Collins invented a word just to mess with us. I mean, imagine if other artists did that. Taylor Swift's next hit single: "Gobbledygook." And she's just there on stage, like, "Yeah, you know, the gobbledygook of my ex's lies." We'd all be sitting there, nodding like we get it, but secretly Googling the meaning in confusion.
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You know, I've been thinking about Phil Collins a lot lately. I mean, who hasn't, right? But seriously, have you ever listened to "In the Air Tonight" and wondered what the heck was going on in his life when he wrote that song? I mean, did he have a laundry mishap, and someone shrunk all his favorite T-shirts? Because that drum fill in the song feels like the musical equivalent of slamming a dryer door in frustration. And the lyrics, oh boy! "I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord." What's coming, Phil? The next verse? A surprise birthday party? I need specifics, man! I'm sitting there, waiting for the drop like it's the most dramatic episode of a reality show. And then the drums kick in, and I'm like, "Yep, that's the sound of a man who just found out his Netflix subscription got canceled.
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