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Phil Collins' Therapist
Trying to get Phil to stop singing his feelings
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Phil's therapy sessions are like a musical journey. One day he's singing about heartbreak, the next day it's about the existential crisis of a wilting houseplant. I've considered taking up earplugs as a coping mechanism.
Phil Collins' Hair Stylist
The never-ending struggle with Phil's hair choices
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Phil's hair is like a separate entity. I told him we should give it a name. He suggested "Sideshow Bob." I suggested "Crazy, Stupid, Hair.
Phil Collins' Personal Assistant
Balancing Phil's professional life with his obsession with drumming and dramatic pauses
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Phil's schedule is packed with interviews, concerts, and recording sessions. I suggested a break, and he said, "I'll take a break when I stop feeling it coming in the air." So, I'm not holding my breath for a vacation request anytime soon.
Phil Collins' Drum Kit
The overworked drum kit's perspective
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Phil once said, "I've been waiting for this moment all my life." The drum kit replied, "Yeah, me too, waiting for a moment where I'm not getting pounded like this.
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