7 Jokes For Phil Collins

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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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What's Phil Collins' favorite exercise? 'Sussudio' jumping jacks!
What does Phil Collins say when he's about to leave? 'I Can't Dance' right now, gotta go!
How does Phil Collins like his steak? 'Easy Lover' medium-rare!
How does Phil Collins take his coffee? 'Two Hearts' of sugar and a 'Genesis' of cream!
What's Phil Collins' favorite subject in school? 'Drumroll' please... Music theory!
How does Phil Collins organize his music sheets? He 'Against All Odds' keeps them in perfect order!
Why did Phil Collins become a teacher? To show students 'That's Just the Way It Is' in music class!

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