6 Jokes About Phds

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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A PhD student walks into a bar and orders a glass of H2O. Their friend says, 'I'll have H2O too.' The friend never made it out of the bar.
What do you call a PhD graduate who doesn't have a job? Homeless. Just kidding— they're still a PhD student!
A PhD student's room is like the Bermuda Triangle—things go in, but they never come out!
Why did the computer science PhD student get into comedy? Because they wanted to byte into humor!
Why did the astronomy PhD student always carry a telescope? To keep their aspirations sky-high!
I told my friend I'm pursuing a PhD in psychology. They said, 'So, you're basically studying how to read minds?' I replied, 'Well, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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