5 Jokes About Phds

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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The PhD Student

Balancing research, deadlines, and sanity
Being a PhD student is like being in a relationship with a ghost – you spend all your time talking to something that may or may not be there.

The PhD Dropout

Explaining to parents why a PhD in interpretive dance didn't work out
PhD dropout life tip: Instead of a dissertation, I wrote a resignation letter. It's shorter and has better closure.

The Thesis Defense Panel Member

Staying awake during endless presentations
I'm convinced that half of the PhD thesis defense is just a test to see if the committee can endure prolonged exposure to PowerPoint without going insane.

The Jealous Friend with a Regular Job

Trying to understand why anyone would willingly choose a PhD
I thought getting a PhD meant they were doctors. Little did I know, they can't even cure their own boredom.

The PhD Advisor

Navigating between pushing students and avoiding therapy bills
Being a PhD advisor is like playing a game of chess. Only, my pieces are constantly trying to escape the board.

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