7 Jokes About Phds

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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My friend asked why I wanted a PhD in philosophy. I said, 'I just want to know why?
A PhD is just a formal way to prove that you can stay up all night and survive on coffee!
I asked my friend why they pursued a PhD in archaeology. They said, 'I wanted to dig deep into the past.
What's a PhD student's favorite exercise? Running experiments!
A PhD student's idea of a balanced diet: a cup of coffee in each hand!
The only time a PhD student enjoys pressure is when it's applied to their experiments!
What did the PhD student say after finally finishing their thesis? 'I need a doctorate to recover from getting this doctorate!

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