7 Phd Students Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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How does a PhD student apologize? 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to generalize, but it seems statistically significant that I'm always right!
I asked a PhD student how their research was going. They said they were in the 'abstract' phase of their relationship with knowledge.
Why did the PhD student bring a pencil to their defense? In case they needed to draw conclusions!
I told my friend, who is a PhD student, a joke about physics. They didn't laugh. I guess I'm not very attractive.
I asked a PhD student if they believed in life after death. They said, 'I'm not sure, but I definitely believe in life after the deadline!
Why did the PhD student refuse to play hide and seek? They realized good research always stands out!
How does a PhD student answer the phone? 'Ahoy-hoy, this is the captain of the S.S. Thesis!

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