6 Phd Students Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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A PhD student walks into a bar and orders a cosine. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we only serve drinks here.
Why did the PhD student become a chef? Because they knew how to handle the pressure and whip up a great conclusion!
Why did the PhD student become a gardener? Because they had a knack for cultivating 'groundbreaking' ideas!
Why do PhD students make terrible stand-up comedians? Because their jokes always have too many footnotes!
I told my friend who's a PhD student that I got a job at a bakery. They said, 'I kneaded that information!
What's a PhD student's favorite kind of party? One with a good hypothesis and plenty of data to support it!

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