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How does Peter Parker stay up to date with the news? He always keeps an ear out for the 'web' headlines!
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Why did Peter Parker open a gym? He wanted to help people achieve their 'web-solute' best!
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Why did Peter Parker become a comedian? He knew how to spin a good 'web' of jokes!
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Why did Peter Parker start a podcast? He wanted to spin some 'web-tastic' stories!
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Why did Peter Parker start a gardening club? He wanted to cultivate his 'spidey-senses'!
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Why did Peter Parker become a detective? He has a talent for finding 'clues' in his web!
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Why did Peter Parker apply for a job at the bakery? He heard they had great 'web rolls'!
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Why did Peter Parker become a chef? Because he wanted to make amazing web-dough!
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Peter Parker's dating profile would be interesting. 'Likes: long walks on tall buildings, quiet nights in with a crime thriller, and grappling hooks. Dislikes: rainy days (web-slinging gets slippery) and bad hair days (the mask does not cooperate).'
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I bet Peter Parker's Google search history is a goldmine. 'How to get rid of web stains,' 'Best tailor for spandex suits,' and 'Is it normal to talk to spiders?'
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Peter Parker has this Spidey sense that warns him of danger. I wish I had that in everyday life. Imagine walking into a meeting and suddenly feeling a tingle, warning you that your boss is about to assign you extra work. 'Danger, danger, procrastination won't save you!'
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I heard Peter Parker is a photographer. I guess when you spend your nights web-slinging through the city, you develop a good eye for catching those candid crime-fighting moments. Meanwhile, I struggle to get a decent selfie.
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Peter Parker's love life is a mess. I mean, he's juggling Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, and probably a few other secret admirers. Dude, I can't even handle a group chat without feeling overwhelmed!
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I wonder if Peter Parker has ever had an awkward moment where he accidentally webbed himself to the ceiling during a family dinner. 'Pass the salt, Aunt May. And someone grab a broom, please.'
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If Peter Parker hosted a cooking show, it would be called 'Web Cooks.' Imagine the chaos in the kitchen. 'Today, we're making spaghetti – literally throwing it against the wall to see if it's done!'
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Imagine being Peter Parker's neighbor. One night, you see him climbing walls, and the next morning, he's watering his plants like nothing happened. I'd be like, 'Peter, I saw you doing acrobatics on the side of the building last night. Is that the new workout craze?'
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Peter Parker is a true multitasker. He manages to save the city, maintain a day job, and still find time for a social life. Meanwhile, I struggle to balance Netflix, my job, and deciding what to have for dinner. The hero we need but don't deserve.
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