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Peter Parker at the Gym
Keeping superhero physique without revealing identity
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The gym mirrors are my worst enemy. I'm doing squats, and suddenly I see a masked vigilante behind me. Oh wait, that's just me. Nothing like accidentally scaring yourself mid-workout.
Peter Parker at Family Gatherings
Explaining constant injuries
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The worst part is explaining why I'm always late. "Sorry, I got stuck in traffic" doesn't quite cut it when everyone else arrives without swinging in through the window.
Peter Parker in College
Balancing studies and superhero responsibilities
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Taking a Spider-Man quiz in class is always awkward. The professor asks, "Who is Spider-Man?" and you're sitting there like, "Well, that's a loaded question.
Peter Parker as a Photographer
Juggling a camera and web-shooters
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People ask me if I have a darkroom. Sure, I do. It's called my secret lair. Developing film and developing superpowers, all in one place.
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