7 Jokes For Peroxide

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Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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I accidentally spilled peroxide on my laptop. Now it's sparkling, but it won't stop fizzing! Guess it wanted a bubbly personality.
What did one bottle of peroxide say to the other? Let's stick together, we make everything lighter!
I told my peroxide it needed to lighten up. Now it's on a beach vacation with my sense of humor!
My peroxide tried stand-up comedy. It bombed – but at least it looked dazzling doing it!
I asked my peroxide for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes you just need to let things fade away!
What did the peroxide say to the stain? Your days are numbered – I've got the power to bleach you out of existence!
I offered my peroxide a starring role in a movie. It declined, saying it preferred cameo appearances – just a brief lightening moment!

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