Trending Topics
Joke Types
The Environmentalist
Balancing the desire for beautiful hair with eco-conscious concerns about peroxide.
0
0
Environmentalists act like using peroxide is a crime against nature. I tell them, "We're not deforesting the Amazon for a hair makeover; it's just a sustainable touch of glam, not an eco-disaster!
The Concerned Parent
Wrestling with the fear that using peroxide means turning your child into a hair experiment.
0
0
Parents think peroxide is like a gateway drug to more extreme hair treatments. I tell them, "Your child won't end up with a neon mohawk; we're just giving their hair a playful personality, not a rebellious streak.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Facing clients who think peroxide is part of a government plot.
0
0
I had a client ask, "Does peroxide have secret agents?" I said, "No, it's not James Bond for your hair; it's just a styling tool, not a covert operation!
The Hairdresser
Trying to convince clients that peroxide isn't the enemy.
0
0
I had a client ask me once, "Is peroxide safe?" I said, "Of course! It's not a wild animal; it won't bite. Your hair might purr a little, though.
Post a Comment