7 Jokes For Peroxide

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Updated on: Sep 19 2024

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What did the peroxide say to the hair dye? You're just a colorist, but I'm a bleaching artist!
My friend asked why I always carry peroxide. I told him it's for emergencies – like when my hair needs immediate rescue from a bad dye job!
I asked the peroxide if it wanted a raise. It said, 'No, just a higher volume!
Why did the peroxide go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment – always changing colors!
Why did the peroxide apply for a job at the art gallery? It wanted to bring out the canvas's true colors!
Why did the peroxide become a motivational speaker? It knew how to lift everyone's spirits!
What's a peroxide's favorite type of humor? Light comedy!

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