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Percy's the only one in the office who truly understands the concept of "growth mindset." I water him, and he grows. It's a simple equation. Meanwhile, my attempts at personal growth involve a lot more confusion and fewer nutrients.
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I asked Percy for career advice once. He didn't say anything, but his leaves rustled in a way that sounded like, "Quit your job and become a gardener." I'm starting to think Percy might be onto something.
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You ever notice how Percy, the office plant, is the only one thriving in this place? I mean, we water him once a week, give him a bit of sunlight, and suddenly he's the employee of the month. Talk about a low-maintenance colleague!
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You ever notice how Percy becomes the centerpiece of every office celebration? Forget the cake; Percy gets the prime spot on the conference table. It's like, "Happy Birthday, Susan! Move over, Percy needs some attention too.
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I was thinking about naming my autobiography "Percy and I: A Tale of Neglected Plants." I figure if Percy can survive my erratic watering schedule, he deserves a co-author credit.
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It's amazing how Percy's existence can be both a source of guilt and pride. I look at him, still alive and green, and think, "Well, at least I can keep a plant alive." Then I remember I forgot to water him last Tuesday.
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Percy's like the office therapist. Whenever someone's having a bad day, they go over to Percy, spill their guts, and hope he absorbs their stress. I'm starting to think Percy deserves a counseling certification.
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Percy's been through so much, he's practically the Gandalf of the office plant world. I half-expect him to start dispensing wisdom like, "You shall not pass... without watering me first!
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Percy's the silent hero of the office. He's been around longer than most employees, witnessed more drama than an episode of a soap opera, and yet, he's never once complained about the water cooler gossip.
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