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The struggle of figuring out when it's acceptable to exchange numbers. You don't want to seem too eager, but you also don't want them to leave without the option. It's like a delicate game of phone number chess. "I'll make my move after they mention their love for '90s sitcoms.
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Small talk is the ultimate social survival skill. "How's the weather?" is like the Jedi mind trick of conversations. But you ever notice how, when you're really nervous, you start talking about the most random stuff? "So, do you believe in parallel universes? No? Just me? Cool, cool.
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Handshakes are a real social minefield. It's like a secret society initiation. Firm grip? Too aggressive. Weak grip? Are they auditioning for a spaghetti commercial? And then there's that awkward moment when you both go for a hug, and it turns into a weird interpretive dance. "Are we shaking hands or slow-dancing, Dave?
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Ever notice how everyone's memory becomes a photographic masterpiece when you meet them again after a while? "Hey, it's you! We met at that party, right?" Yeah, Dave, that's right. The party where you were convinced the lampshade was your hat and sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" with a potted plant. Good times.
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Social media has made meeting new people even more confusing. You add someone on Facebook, and suddenly you're scrolling through their timeline like an FBI agent on a mission. "Ah, they went to Bali in 2016. Note to self: Bring up Bali casually in conversation.
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Have you ever been in a group, and someone introduces you as, "This is Jeff. He's really into..." and you're just praying they don't mention your weird collection of antique spoons? "He's really into skydiving." Close enough, Karen.
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Meeting people at parties is like speed dating without the commitment. You exchange pleasantries, share a laugh, and then it's on to the next potential friend or mortal enemy. It's the social Olympics, and I'm just here trying not to trip over my own words in the 100-meter small talk.
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You ever meet someone for the first time and suddenly become a detective? You start analyzing their shoes, their choice of beverage, wondering if they're a cat or a dog person. It's like you're trying to crack the code of who they are based on whether they prefer a latte or a cappuccino. "Oh, you went with a flat white? Interesting choice, Susan. Tell me about your childhood.
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The moment when you meet someone and both of you say, "Let's catch up sometime!" but deep down, you know it's not gonna happen. It's the adult version of promising to invite your new kindergarten friend to your birthday party. Spoiler alert: They're not getting that invitation.
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Let's talk about name remembering skills. I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to names. I can meet someone, have a full conversation, and by the time I say goodbye, I've already forgotten their name. So, now I just avoid goodbyes altogether. "See ya, um... buddy!
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