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The Social Media Oversharer
Sharing way too much personal information after just meeting
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You know, there's a thin line between networking and oversharing. This person not only crossed it but sprinted past. They went from 'Nice to meet you' to 'Let me show you my home videos' real quick!
The Overly Curious Acquaintance
Overstepping boundaries by asking too many personal questions
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Just had a chat with this overly curious person. They asked me about my relationships, my job, and then whispered, 'What's your WiFi password?' I'm like, 'Hold on, we're not even on speaking terms yet!'
The Awkward Physical Contact Initiator
Getting too touchy-feely too soon
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You know, some people believe in 'love at first sight.' But this person I met believes in 'love at first handshake.' They hold onto your hand like it's the last lifebuoy on the Titanic!
The Eternal Name Forgetter
Constantly forgetting names of people just introduced
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This person, I swear, they're the reason I now respond to 'Hey, you!' Met them, said my name, and then they went, 'I'm terrible with names.' I'm like, 'Great, now I've got an identity crisis!'
The Unwanted Life Advisor
Offering unsolicited advice and opinions upon first interaction
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Ever met someone who thinks they're your personal mentor after a five-minute chat? They're giving life advice as if they've ghostwritten the manual. Sorry, I didn't sign up for the 'Quick Life Tips' newsletter!
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