bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You know what's a real dilemma these days? Dealing with people who've had COVID. It's like navigating a social minefield. Do you hug them? Fist bump? High-five from across the room? It's like a choreographed dance of greetings, but instead of gracefulness, it's a waltz of uncertainty. And don't get me started on the post-COVID catch-up conversations! "Oh, you had COVID? How was it? Mild symptoms? That's great... I mean, not great that you had it, but, you know, better than, uh, being on a ventilator!"
And then there's the awkwardness of whether to ask about their experience or to avoid the topic altogether. "So, uh, COVID... let's talk about the weather instead!
0
0
You know what's really confusing these days? People with COVID. It's like playing a game of Guess Who, but instead of trying to figure out who's wearing a hat or glasses, we're all trying to guess who's carrying a viral party favor! You can't tell anymore! It's like COVID has become the ultimate stealth agent. They say it's about symptoms, but some folks are asymptomatic ninjas! You're there at a gathering, and suddenly everyone's looking at each other like, "Are you the carrier, or are you the carrier? Is it me? Is it you?"
And then you've got those who believe they have the Sherlock Holmes skillset of sniffing out COVID. "I heard a cough from across the room! It must be Patient Zero!" It's like suddenly everyone's an armchair detective on a pandemic episode of CSI.
0
0
Can we talk about COVID etiquette for a sec? It's like we need an Emily Post guidebook specifically for pandemic times. "When greeting someone who's had COVID, maintain a safe distance while simultaneously showing empathy. Bonus points if you can execute an air hug without looking like you're summoning a spirit." And then there's the dilemma of whether to share snacks or drinks with someone who's had COVID. It's like a game of Russian roulette but with Doritos. "You had it a month ago? Is it safe to double-dip into this salsa bowl, or are we playing germ roulette?"
Honestly, COVID has turned us all into etiquette experts with a side of hypochondria. We're just trying to be polite and not catch a virus at the same time. It's like a twisted version of Manners 101.
0
0
You ever notice how people who've recovered from COVID become accidental superheroes? They get this weird sort of immunity aura around them, like they're the chosen ones. They've battled the virus and lived to tell the tale! I half-expect them to have capes on, strutting around like, "Fear not, citizens! I've conquered COVID! I am... Immune Man!"
And then there's the bravado that comes with it. "I had COVID, you know." It's the new "I walked uphill both ways in the snow to school" story, except now it's a badge of honor. "Oh, you've never had COVID? Weak.
Post a Comment