6 People Who Had A Bad Day Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's like it's rubbing it in!

I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm so good at math. He said, 'How do you figure?

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