7+ Best One Liners people who had a bad day Jokes

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I went to the restaurant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

My friend got a new job as a mirror cleaner. He said he could really see himself doing it for a long time.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird accent.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!

I got a parking ticket for parking on a one-way street. But I was only going one way!

My dog swallowed my dictionary. Now he's running around telling everyone his poop is thesaurus!

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