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I've realized that people who've had a bad day suddenly become the world's leading philosophers. They start questioning the meaning of life, right after they've questioned the integrity of their shoelaces.
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You can always tell when someone's had a rough day by the way they look at the coffee machine. It's like they're silently pleading with it to brew something stronger than a regular coffee.
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You ever notice how people who've had a bad day suddenly become the best storytellers? Forget Shakespeare; they can turn a spilled coffee incident into an epic tragedy.
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Ever notice how people who've had a bad day suddenly become experts on Murphy's Law? They start quoting it like it's their new life mantra.
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I've come to realize that people who've had a bad day have a special superpower. They can turn a minor inconvenience into a full-blown saga, complete with plot twists and emotional roller coasters.
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You ever notice how people who've had a bad day walk around like they're carrying a backpack full of drama, just waiting to share it with anyone who makes eye contact?
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You know you've had a bad day when even your plants look at you like, "Hey, maybe you should water yourself before you try to take care of us.
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There's a certain walk people have when they've had a bad day. It's not the runway model strut; it's more like a cross between a zombie and someone trying to tiptoe around a sleeping dragon.
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You can always tell when someone's had a bad day by the way they handle a simple inconvenience. Like when they drop a pen and suddenly it's the final straw that broke the camel's back.
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