9 People Who Don't Like Puns Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 18 2025

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Why did the pun-hater bring a ladder to the comedy club? They heard the jokes were getting too high in 'elevation'!
Why did the person who hates puns become a chef? Because they wanted to avoid all the 'sauté' of clever wordplay in the kitchen!
What do you call someone who doesn't appreciate clever wordplay? A 'punnihilist' – they believe in the destruction of all puns!
Why don't people who dislike puns ever win at poker? Because they can't deal with a straight face!
What do you call someone who doesn't enjoy clever wordplay? A pun-dit who's lost their 'pundamental' sense of humor!
Why did the anti-pun person become a musician? Because they wanted to avoid all the 'notes' of clever wordplay in the orchestra!
Why did the anti-pun person become a gardener? Because they wanted to 'weed' out all the puns from their life!
Why don't people who dislike puns ever become detectives? Because they can't stand 'punning' down criminals!
Why don't people who dislike puns ever visit the beach? Because they can't 'sea' the humor in 'shore' wordplay!

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