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The Language Purist
Resisting linguistic play
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My friend who hates puns complained about my overuse of synonyms. I told him, "I'm sorry; I'll change." He replied, "Sorry and apologize are not interchangeable. Learn your language.
The Serious Business Person
Finding jokes frivolous
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I told a joke to my HR manager who hates puns. He said, "Our company policies are no laughing matter." Now I'm attending a mandatory 'joke sensitivity' training.
The Literal Thinker
Taking everything literally
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I tried to lighten the mood by telling my anti-pun friend a joke. I said, "Why did the serious guy bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house." He replied, "I don't find that amusing; it's a fire hazard.
The Scientific Skeptic
Seeking logic in everything
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I tried to make my physicist friend laugh, and he said, "Your jokes lack gravity." I guess my sense of humor is more Newtonian than Einsteinian.
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