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I tried telling a pun to a friend who's part of the "Pun Haters Anonymous" group. I said, "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" And you could see the pain in his eyes. It's like I committed a crime against humanity. [In an exaggerated serious tone]
"You just violated the pun-free zone!"
I feel like puns are the stealth bombers of comedy. You don't see them coming, but when they hit, oh boy, the groans and eye rolls can be heard for miles.
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I heard they even have a pun detox program for these folks. It's like a rehab for pun addicts. They sit in a circle, and the counselor says, "Tell us about the last time you laughed at a pun." [In a mock serious tone]
"I can't remember, but I think it was a knock-knock joke, and I immediately regretted it."
It's tough out there for the pun haters. But hey, more puns for the rest of us, right?
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You know, I recently discovered there's a support group for people who don't like puns. Yeah, it's called "Pun Haters Anonymous." It's a safe space for those who just can't stand the wordplay. I imagine the meetings go something like this: [In a serious tone]
"Hi, my name is Dave, and I hate puns."
[Crowd laughter]
I mean, can you imagine the struggle? Going through life, avoiding puns like they're the plague. It's like they've formed this secret society with a secret handshake that involves rolling your eyes so hard you can see the back of your head.
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I get it, though. Some people have a pun defense mechanism. You crack a pun, and they immediately put up their shields. It's like they've got this invisible forcefield that repels any form of wordplay. [Acting out someone putting up a forcefield]
"You shall not pass with your puns!"
I tried breaking through once, but it's like trying to explain astrophysics to a cat. It's just not happening.
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